WHO DID THE THING

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton in Only Lovers Left Alive (x)

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton in Only Lovers Left Alive (x)

posted 1 hour ago via geothebio · © torrilla with 600 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here






this was one of the funniest moments of Iron Man 3 and I’m still laughing at it

this was one of the funniest moments of Iron Man 3 and I’m still laughing at it


  • dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
  • sam: k
  • dean: so...so it's like this all right
  • dean: you know how i love pie the best
  • sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
  • dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
  • dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
  • sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
  • dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
  • dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
  • dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
  • dean: this really amazing cake
  • dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
  • dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
  • dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
  • dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
  • dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
  • dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
  • sam: dean wat
  • dean:
  • sam: what are you even saying
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas


snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

#fun

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful