Red? I think it’s red.
I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.
I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.
Either way, I’m still laughing.
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
i wanna meet the male version of me
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
ok but for real we all have at least one person we’d go full-on anime protagonist to protect
I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
Hey baby won’t you look my way,
I could be your new addiction
Hey baby what you got to say,
All you’re giving me is fiction
Hey honey you could be my drug
You could be my new prescription